The joke’s on ewe.

Did you hear about the zoo that had only one animal, and that animal was a dog? It was a shih tzu.
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? They’re really good at it.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the “p” is silent.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

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