Archive for April, 2014

The joke’s on ewe.

April 19, 2014

Did you hear about the zoo that had only one animal, and that animal was a dog? It was a shih tzu.
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? They’re really good at it.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the “p” is silent.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

A picture is worth a thousand words.

April 12, 2014

A man received a ticket in the mail from one of those red light cameras. The ticket included a photo of his license plate and a notice that the fine was $60. So he sent back a photo of three $20 bills.