Archive for March, 2014

Sci sense

March 3, 2014

George Carlin once commented, “If the ‘black box’ flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why can’t they make the whole airplane out of that material?”

Gilbert Gottfried said, “A father visited his son at college on Parents Day. He asked his kid, ‘What are you working on in science?’ The kid explained, ‘I’m developing a universal solvent that will dissolve anything!’
The father asked, ‘What will you keep it in?'”

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