Tit for tat

A married couple was checking out of a hotel, when the husband noticed he’d been charged $10 extra for the XXX- rated channel on his TV. He complained to the desk clerk, “Why should I have to pay for the porn channel – I never used it!”
The clerk said cooly, “Nevertheless, it was there for you.”
The husband retorted, “Well I’m charging you $100 for fooling around with my wife!”
The clerk stammered, “B…but I n…never touched her!”
The husband said, “She was there for you!”

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