Cutting to the chase

Jock and Hans were lumberjacks. Jock accidentally cut off his arm. Hans put it in a plastic bag and drove Jock to the hospital, where they successfully reattached it.
2 months later, Jock accidentally chopped off his leg. Hans put it in a plastic bag and drove Jock to the hospital, where the surgeon reattached it.
3 months later, Jock really screwed up and lopped off his head. Hans put the head in a plastic bag and drove Jock to the same hospital. After Hans waited outside surgery, the doctor came out and informed him that Jock died.
Jock said, “But you were able to reattach his arm and his leg! Why couldn’t you attach his head?”
The surgeon explained, “Oh, we would have been able to sew his head on, but he suffocated in that plastic bag!”

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