First joke of 2018: In the jungle, the big animals were playing a football game against the small animals. The big animals were destroying the other team, leading 28-0 at halftime. At the start of the 3rd quarter, the hippo got the football, but was tackled for a loss. “Who did that?,” asked the coach of the small animals team. “I did,” replied the centipede. The next play, the lion, playing quarterback, got sacked by the centipede, causing him to fumble the football. The centipede picked up the loose ball, and ran it back for a touchdown. After the centipede intercepted a pass and scored another touchdown for the small animals’ team, their coach asked the centipede, “You’re playing great, but where were you during the first half?” The centipede answered, “I was tying my shoes!”


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