Archive for January, 2014

Bummed out

January 28, 2014

A Sunday school teacher was trying to teach her students about the Good Samaritan. She asked 10-year-old Suzy, “Let’s say you were passing a vacant lot, and you saw a homeless man laying on the ground, dressed in rags, who had just been beaten up – he was covered in blood and his own vomit. What would you do?”
Little Suzy answered, “I’d throw up!”



January 20, 2014

In the jungle, the big animals were playing the small animals in football. The big animals were destroying the other team, leading 28-0 at halftime. At the start of the 3rd quarter, the hippo got the football, but was tackled for a loss. “Who did that?,” asked the coach of the small animals team. “I did,” replied the centipede. The next play, the lion, playing quarterback, got sacked. “Who did that?,” the little animals team coach inquired. Again, the centipede took credit. After the elephant was tackled and fumbled the football, once more by the centipede, the little animal coach asked the centipede, “You’re playing great, but where were you during the first half?” The centipede answered, “I was tying my shoes!”