Archive for September, 2013

A big phony

September 27, 2013

It was reported in today’s news that President Obama telephoned Iranian president Rouhani – the first telephone conversation between American and Iranian presidents since Jimmy Carter. Unfortunately, our president forgot about the time difference and got Rouhani out of bed at 3 A.M., Iran time. An irate Rouhani vowed to send squads of suicide bombers, as soon as he got up at 8:00.

Vegetale

September 27, 2013

A boy from the Bronx asked his mother, “Where do baby carrots come from?”
She answered, “The stalk brings them.”