Archive for April, 2013

New strategy for Bulls’ fans

April 12, 2013

You know how at Bulls games, the fans sitting behind the basket are given balloons and signs (saying “brick” and “miss”) to wave around, in order to distract opponents while they shoot free throws? Since that never actually works, how about providing all those fans with laser pointers instead? I guarantee the opposing player will not only miss the free throw, he’ll miss every other shot he takes for the rest of the game (and week).
(Now don’t go lecturing me about the dangers of shining a laser into someone’s eye. It’s a humor blog, not to be taken seriously.)