Death wish

An elderly man is on his deathbed and tells his wife, “After I die, I want you to marry Hymie Schwartz.”
The wife exclaims, “Hymie Schwartz? Didn’t you used to hate him?”
The husband replied, “I still do.”

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One Response to “Death wish”

  1. Stacey Says:

    Another oldie but a goodie. _____

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