A flush beats a pair

A man is sitting on a public toilet when the guy in the stall next to him says, “Hi, how are you?”

“Um, fine,” answers the man.

“What are you up to?” asks the other guy.

“I’m traveling,” the first guy says hesitantly.

“Mind if I stop over?”

“What? Why the hell would you do that?”

“Hey, I’ll call you back,” says the other guy. “The idiot in the next stall keeps talkin’ to me.”


One Response to “A flush beats a pair”

  1. Stacey Says:

    I would probably be that idiot. _____

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