Semantic antics

Two nuns are driving through Transylvania when a tiny vampire jumps on the hood of their car. The nun who’s driving honks the horn, to no effect. Her nun passenger suggests, “Show him your cross.” So the nun driver shouts, “Get the hell off my car!”

Did you hear about the dyslexic Jewish guy? Every time something would go wrong, he’d say, “Yo!”

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2 Responses to “Semantic antics”

  1. William Edwards Says:

    I thought “yo” was dyslexic response during Jewish sex. What if it was a rabbi driving the car – – what would he substitute for “hell”?

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