Failing the prostrate exam

During synagogue services, the rabbi fell to his knees and prayed, “Oh, Lord, before you, I am nothing!”
The cantor then prostrated himself and declared, “Oh, Lord, before you, I am nothing!”
From the second row, Cohen, the tailor, bowed down and prayed, “G-d, before you, I am nothing!”
The cantor smirked to the rabbi, “Look who thinks he’s nothing!”

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