Archive for June, 2012

A-commode-dating the extremely slow

June 21, 2012

Proof that some people are dumb as a bag of rocks is that hand dryers in public washrooms have instructions posted. If you need an instruction to push the only button on the device, you probably didn’t wash your hands anyway.

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King of Clubs

June 18, 2012

Rodney King died over the weekend. He will be remembered for many things: 1. The famous beating; 2. “Can’t we just get along?” and, 3. The riot that followed the officers’ acquittals.
What many people don’t know is that the incident changed the official slogan of the LAPD from “We Protect and Serve” to “We’ll Treat You Like a King!”

A judgmental joke

June 13, 2012

A judge came home from court and told his wife, “They’re saying around the courthouse that I’m arrogant and intimidating! Do you think I’m arrogant and intimidating?”
His wife answered, “No, Your Honor.”