Getting around

A man died and found himself in Heaven. At his orientation, an angel explained, “Heaven is a big place, so we issue you transportation. The luxuriousness of your transportation is determined by how faithful you were in your marriage.”
The man confessed he had occasionally ogled other women, but had been faithful. The angel said, “That’s not too bad. I can issue you a late model Chevy.”
The man drove off, happily.
A couple weeks later, the angel spotted the man sitting behind the wheel of his Chevy, looking downcast.
“What’s wrong? Don’t you like your car?”
The man replied, “The car’s fine. I’m depressed because I just ran into my wife up here.”
“So what’s so bad about that?” asked the angel.
“She was riding a skateboard!”

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