Kiss your problems goodbye

A college student complained to a friend that the student’s roommate’s snoring was keeping him awake all night. “He snores and snores like a freight train. I can’t sleep; all night, I pace back and forth!”
The friend suggested, “Tonight, just before you go to sleep, give your roommate a big juicy kiss, right on his lips.”
“Will that cure his snoring?”
“Not exactly – but you’ll sleep soundly while your roommate paces all night!”