Did Jew hear this one?

A Jewish guy noticed his Jewish friend Abe sitting on a park bench, reading an Arabic newspaper. He asked Abe why the Arabic newspaper?
Abe explained, “When I read the Jewish newspaper, all I see are stories of anti-Semitism, threats to destroy Israel and general bad news. But the Arab newspaper is filled with stories that all Jews are rich, we control the governments of the world and all the media. Frankly, it’s much better news!”

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