Forced labor

Just after his wife gave birth, her husband was comforting her: “You seemed like you were in a lot of pain. Was it really that bad? I really can’t imagine what it was like!”
The wife replied, “Well, smile as wide as you can.”
He complied.
Then she instructed, “Now, put your two index fingers in the corners of your mouth, and pull your lips as as tight as they’ll go.”
Her husband did so, and commented through stretched face, “This is rather uncomfortable, but it’s not too bad.”
The wife continued, “Now, pull your lips back over your skull.”

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One Response to “Forced labor”

  1. Stacey A Hoffman Says:

    Good one. Is it an original?

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