A prison of interest

The warden of a prison must’ve been sadistic, because he left a thumb tack on the electric chair.
The inmate about to be executed must’ve been a piece of work himself, because, when the priest asked him if there was anything he could do before the guard threw the electric switch, the condemned inmate responded, “Could you hold my hand?”
At another prison, a condemned man was strapped in for a lethal injection. The doctor swabbed the prisoner’s arm with alcohol and inserted the needle. The prisoner asked, “Why did you swab my arm with alcohol? Are you afraid I might get an infection?”
Final thought: Why do some inmates on Death Row get put on suicide watch?

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