Reading between the lies

Congrats to Newt Gingrich on winning the South Carolina primary. Apparently the open marriage allegations didn’t harm his campaign, even in conservative South Carolina. Perhaps those Bible thumping conservatives harbor a secret admiration for philanderers? If this is true, Newt could fully embrace that image, authoring a couple of sex books and changing his name to “Nude Kinkrich.” He’d have a much better chance with that name, especially running against the incumbent whose name sounds unfortunately close to “Oh, bummer!” Plus, he could go with campaign posters stating, “I’ve screwed up so much, I’m due for a good 4 years!”


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