If you are missing teeth, don’t ask for cheese. (Corrected spacing)

This didn’t originally print out the way I had it typed. Therefore,
You are what you eat. So,
If you are: then you should avoid:
incontinent: peas and leeks
a priest: cinnamon
modestly endowed: shrimp cocktail
old: pasta primavera
a clock watcher: tic tacs
crazy: nuts
infertile: scrambled eggs
sensitive gag reflex: artichokes
a reformed thief: capers
a jihadist: salami
tone deaf: tuna
a vampire: steak
anti-Semite: juice

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