Male-ing it in

What’s a man’s definition of a romantic evening?
Sex.

What’s a man’s idea of honesty in a relationship?
Telling you his real name.

A woman bought an array of expensive cosmetics and some new clothes, which promised to make her look years younger. After putting them all together, she asked her husband how old she looked now. He gave her the once over and responded, “Hair, 20. Face, 25. Figure, 25.”
She exclaimed, “Wow, all that stuff I bought was worth it!”
Her husband responded, “Hang on a sec’ – I haven’t added them up yet!”

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