Body double trouble

Although many top al Qaeda commanders have been captured or killed, Ayman al-Zawahiri is still at large. Part of the reason is he has about 5 body doubles used to throw off pursuers. After a recent attack, the body doubles feared al-Zawahiri had been killed, which would make them unemployed. However, they were contacted by one of his aides, who said he had good news and bad news.
“What’s the good news?” they asked.
“Ayman al-Zawahiri was not killed in the attack!”
“Praise Allah – we still have jobs! What’s the bad news?”
The aide replied, “Al-Zawahiri lost an arm and an eye in the attack.”

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