Kid from Mars

A man was sitting on a park bench when he noticed a 10-year-old boy sitting next to him, eating 3 consecutive candy bars. The man lectured the boy, “You just ate 3 candy bars! What kind of diet is that? Don’t you know that all that sugar causes obesity, diabetes and cavities?”
The boy cooly replied, “Mister, for your information, my grandfather is 90 years old, and my great grandfather is 108!”
The man exclaimed, “Wow, that’s amazing! And they ate lots of candy too?”
The boy replied, “No. They minded their own damn business!”

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