Blastphemy

There was a mosque located right next door to a church. They happened to have simultaneous services one day, and the Muslims could hear the Catholics singing some hymn. Not to be outdone, the Muslims starting praying louder. The Catholics heard this, and upped their volume. This went tit for tat a few times, until the two houses of worship were deafening. Suddenly, there was a clap of thunder and a heavenly voice declared, “Hey, would you keep it down? I can’t hear a word the Jews are saying!”

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