Deadly double

An elderly man couldn’t stand constantly being in the house, because his wife was on her deathbed, so he went out for a break. When he returned, he found his wife awake. Striking up a conversation, he said, “You’ll never guess who just got engaged.”
“Tell me.”
The husband answered, “Me!”

An elderly man lay on his deathbed, comatose. His grandson peeked into the bedroom and was shocked to see his grandpa sit up in bed. “Grandpa, you’re awake!”
The man explained, “Even in my coma, I could smell your grandmother baking her famous brownies! Could you bring me one?”
A minute later, the grandson returned empty handed from the kitchen and told his grandfather,
“Grandma said they’re for the shiva.”


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