Dishonorable mention

A wife was berating her husband: “You’re a shmuck! You’re the biggest shmuck I ever met! If they had a biggest shmuck contest, you’d come in second!”
The husband asked, “Why only second?”
She replied, “Because you’re a shmuck!”

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