“Youth is wasted on the young” Mark Twain

A young woman married a much older man. Concerned about his lovemaking abilities, she acquired some experimental pills that were supposed to restore youth. Although the recommended dosage was 2 pills per day, she ground up 8 of them and slipped the medicine into his dinner. Before they could fool around that night, he fell into a deep slumber. In the morning, he woke up, seeming quite energetic. Excitedly, the young wife murmured, “Come back to bed for awhile.”
Her husband answered, “I can’t – I’ll be late for school!”

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