Archive for July, 2011

A sharp retort

July 20, 2011

A mugger shoved a knife into his victim’s ribs and demanded all his money. The victim said, “What’s wrong with you, that you resort to using a knife to steal someone’s money?”
The mugger replied, “Sorry – I’m saving up to buy a gun!”

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Happy earthday

July 12, 2011

A husband gave his wife a burial plot for her birthday. The following year he didn’t get her anything. When she complained, he said, “Well, you didn’t use the gift I gave you last year!”

Copping a feel?

July 1, 2011

Yesterday marked the anniversary of a 1986 Supreme Court decision that ruled states can outlaw homosexual acts, even between consenting adults. This case addressed a Georgia statute which was enforced against two men who were seen copulating through a window by some cop. It seems to me that arresting men for homosexual sex, and then throwing them in jail with a bunch of other men, would prove to be counter productive. But I’ve always been a bit of a pragmatist (next ask me about the success of our 40-year-old “War on Drugs.”).