This guy felt pretty secure in his marriage until he and his wife moved from New York to LA, and he discovered they had the same mailman.
Archive for June, 2011
Why do prisons put some death row inmates on suicide watch?
What was Osama bin Laden’s last tweet?
“Hold on a sec’ – someone at the door.”
A priest suspected one of his congregants of stealing Bibles from the church. One day, the priest took the congregant aside and asked him point blank, “Have you been stealing Bibles from the church?”
The congregant answered, “No, Father!”
“Are you sure?”
“Yes, I’m sure! I’ll swear to it on a stack of Bibles!”
My kids kept leaving the door open, letting the air conditioning out. They looked at me blankly when I admonished, “Somewhere in Africa, kids are sweating!”
It was reported that numerous female Saudi Arabian women protested the ban on female drivers by taking to the roads. Observers said that the danger to pedestrians resulting from the drivers being female, inexperienced behind the wheel, and wearing vision obscuring burkas, was roughly equal to the running of the bulls in Pamplona, Spain.
A robber walked into the Bank of China and told the teller, “Give me all your money!”
The teller asked, “Is that to go?”
A widower went to a medium to try to communicate with his dead wife. After a few minutes, the medium said, “I hear your wife knocking!”
The widower inquired, “Who’s she knocking?”