What goes up must come down

A man walked into a brothel and confided to the Madam he always wanted to have sex on a trampoline (no pun intended). The madam replied that, in fact, he was not the first to request this, and the brothel had a special trampoline room on the third floor. Up the man went (no pun intended) with his “date.” As they bounced on the trampoline, locked in sexual embrace, they overdid it and bounced right out the open window, plunging 3 stories to the pavement, where they lay (no pun intended) dead, naked, and still locked together. A drunk stumbled by a couple minutes later, surveyed the scene, and knocked on the brothel’s door. The madam opened the door and the drunk said, “I just wanted to let you know your sign fell down!”

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