Bullet points

Hamas condemned the killing of Osama bin Laden, calling him a “holy warrior.” He only became holy after the SEALS shot him.
When Osama appeared before Allah, he said, “Well, you told me if I were a terrorist I’d get 72 virgins! So here I am!”
Allah explained, “Hey, Moron, clean out your ears. I told you to be a tourist in the Virgin Islands, back in ’72!”
I was thinking that, if Israel carried out a similar operation and took out, say, the head of Hezbollah, there would be talk of “the cycle of violence,” Israeli aggression, disproportionate response, provocation, and votes to condemn them in the UN (although the Christians in northern Lebanon would quietly rejoice). Perhaps the real revolution needed in the Muslim world is to start eliminating all the hate mongers.

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