They’ve got all these TV shows where someone can see and talk to ghosts. Drop what you’re doing – a ghost needs closure! It seems to me that these “ghost whisperers” would never have much privacy. Would a ghost know to wait until after you were done going to the bathroom before bringing up his problems? How perturbed would you be if, right in the middle of making love to your spouse, you saw some needy ghost floating up by the ceiling, impatiently gesturing for you to hurry up? What if one appeared in your car, just as you were merging? This could be worse than driving while texting!