Buy the friendly skies…

The way the airline industry is going, I envision this scenario:

“Ladies and Gentlemen, our plane will be crash landing in a few moments. Please assume the crash position. If you have a pillow, use it to shield your face. If you do not have a pillow, you may rent one from one of the flight attendants for $5, credit card only.”

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