Finding your true calling

A guy ran into his old friend Hermie, who he hadn’t seen in years. “Tell me what’s new in your life,” he asked.
Hermie replied, “You won’t believe this, but I married this beautiful call girl I met one night!”
“Wow, that’s amazing! Being married to a beautiful call girl must have certain, shall we say, ‘benefits.’ I’ll bet she’s really good in bed.”
Hermie breathlessly replied, “You bet! Plus, she gives me a 20% discount!”

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