Archive for February, 2011

Holy monotony

February 19, 2011

This year my wife and I will be celibating our 17th anniversary.

Husband and strife

February 17, 2011

A wife was berating her husband:
“You’re a shmuck! You’re such a shmuck that if you entered a shmuck contest, you’d come in second!”
The husband asked, “Why second?”
“Because you’re a SHMUCK!”

Shell shocked

February 6, 2011

A turtle called the cops and reported being robbed by two snails. The cops asked, “Did you get a good look at the assailants?”
The turtle answered, “Not really – it all happened so fast!”