Lion down on the job

A zoo’s gorilla died and they couldn’t afford to buy a new one. So they hired an out of work actor to dress up in a gorilla costume and pretend to be the real thing. It was working so well, that the actor really got into it, hamming it up, swinging around his cage, higher and higher. He swung so high he flew over his bars into the lion’s cage. The lion advanced toward him menacingly. He started shouting, “Help! Get me out of here!”
The lion said to him, “Keep it down; you trying to get us fired?!”

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