A poet who grows it

A woman was considering breast implants when her best friend advised her to go see Dr. Finkelstein, who had a reputation of helping women enlarge their breasts without surgery. When she saw Dr. Finkelstein, he instructed, “Every day at precisely 12 noon, 5 P.M. and 10 P.M., you must thrust you chest forward repeatedly, while reciting, ‘Mary had a little lamb, whose fleece was white as snow. And if I do this every day, my breasts are sure to grow!'”
She followed his advice, and indeed noticed a gradual increase in cup size.
One day, she was waiting for a bus and realized it was 5 P.M. and time for her “procedure.” She tried to be as unobtrusive as possible as she threw her chest forward and recited her poem. However, a man at the bus stop (now a “bust stop?”) struck up a conversation: “How long have you been seeing Dr. Finkelstein?”
The woman asked in astonishment, “How could you know I see Dr. Finkelstein?”
The man thrust his hips forward and recited, “Hickory dickory DOCK…!”

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