The dear hunter

Two hunters were in the woods when one of them climbed up a tree and remarked, “I can see your house from here, and, uh oh, I can your wife cheating on you with your next door neighbor.”
The other hunter said, “Shoot her in the head and shoot my neighbor in his privates!”
The hunter in the tree remarked, “That’ll take only one bullet.”

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