Change of plans

A guy had the hots for this woman he worked with and kept propositioning her. One day he said, “I’ll throw $200 on the floor, and all I ask is to have my way with you until you pick it up.”
Intrigued, she called her boyfriend, who said, “Agree, and just pick up the money real fast. He won’t even have time to get his pants down.”
She called her boyfriend back 45 minutes later, all out of breath. The boyfriend asked, “What took you so long to call me back?”
She replied, “The bastard had all quarters!”


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