Welt hung

A drunk was in a bar when he got up to go to the bathroom. A minute later, the bartender heard a blood curdling scream from the bathroom and investigated. The drunk told him, “I was sitting there on the toilet, and when I flushed, something came up and squeezed my ‘family jewels!'”
The bartender looked over to where the drunk was indicating and replied, “You idiot; that’s the mop bucket!”

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