The Days of Aww

An orthodox rabbi was addicted to golf. On Rosh Hashanah, he snuck over to the golf course and got in a round. The angels in heaven complained to G-d, who promised he’d punish the errant rabbi. Nothing happened, and on Yom Kippur, the rabbi secretly went to the golf course again. In fact, on the first hole, he made a hole- in- one! The angels were outraged. They complained to G-d, “You said you’d punish this rabbi. Instead, he golfs on Yom Kippur, and gets rewarded with a hole-in-one!”
G-d replied calmly, “That’s his punishment.”
The angels asked, “How can a hole-in-one be punishment?”
G-d explained, “Who can he tell about it?”

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