Miracle shot

Jesus and G-d went golfing. G-d’s tee shot sliced into a pond. A fish grabbed the ball in its mouth and swam a few yards before an eagle swooped down and grabbed the fish in its talons. As the eagle soared away with the fish, the fish dropped the ball, which landed on the green and stopped an inch from the cup. A mild earth tremor caused the ball to roll into the cup for a hole-in-one.
Jesus turned to a smiling G-d and said, “Are you gonna golf, or are you going to screw around?”

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