Old sayings modified for modern times

Where there’s a will, there’s a lawsuit.
You can lead a fool to knowledge, but you cannot make him think.
A bird in hand violates federal law.
There are no atheists on Fox news.
Only the young die good.
Time wounds all heels.

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