Cheap shot

A guy rushed into a bar and told the bartender, “Quick, give me a shot of whiskey!”
The bartender complied, the guy downed it and said, “Hurry, another shot!”
Again, he gulped it down and said, “Fast, give me another!!”
After again refilling the guy’s glass, the bartender said, “Hey Mack, why the big rush to get drunk?”
The guy said, “You’d be in a hurry too, if you had what I have!”
The bartender inquired, “Why? What do you have?”
The guy answered, “50 cents.”

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