Be careful what you wish for

A burglar was ransacking a house when a voice said, “Braak, Polly want a cracker!”
He trained his flashlight in the corner and saw a parrot in a cage. Sitting next to the cage was a German Shepherd, eyeing him curiously. Again the parrot said, “Braak, Polly want a cracker!”
The annoyed burglar said to the parrot, “Shut up, you stupid bird! Can’t you say anything smarter than ‘Polly want a cracker?'”
The parrot turned to the German Shepherd, smiled, and said, “Braak, kill!”

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