Good news, bad noose

A lawyer visits his murder suspect client in jail. The lawyer announces “I have good news and bad news. The bad news is, they’ve linked your blood to the DNA found at the murder scene.”
The prisoner responded, “Damn! What’s the good news?”
“Your cholesterol is down to 140!”

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