White collar crime

A Roman Catholic priest chided a rabbi, “Rabbi, when are you going to try some pork?”
The rabbi replied, “At your wedding!”
Taken aback, the priest asked, “Seriously, you’ve never tasted pork?”
The rabbi answered, “No. What about you; have you ever had sex?”
The priest said, “No.”
The rabbi advised, “You should try it; it’s probably a lot better than pork.”

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