A bad break

A burglar was ransacking a house. Suddenly, a voice said, “I see you, and Jesus sees you!” He trained his flashlight on a parrot in its birdcage. The parrot again said, “I see you, and Jesus sees you!”
The burglar impatiently said, “I don’t care if a stupid bird sees me, and why should I care if Jesus sees me?”
The bird replied, “Jesus is a Doberman!”

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