One of my favorite jokes

The CEO of the Tyson Chicken Company got an audience with the Pope. He told the Pope that his company would donate one billion dollars to the Catholic Church if the Pope changed the daily prayer from “Give us this day our daily bread” to “Give us this day our daily chicken.”
The Pope said, “That’s a generous offer, but this prayer is very traditional and can’t be altered.”
The CEO said, “I’ll make it two billion.”
The Pope said, “Im sorry; I really can’t.”
The CEO countered, “FOUR BILLION!”
The next day, the Pope addressed the Vatican Cardinals: “I have good news and bad news. The good news is, we’re getting a four billion dollar donation! The bad news is, we’re going to be losing the Wonder Bread account.”

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